My solution to this has been to start carrying a couple cans of soup (the kind with pull-tab lids - no special tools required) so when people ask for money I can offer them food instead. I like this for a number of reasons:
- Cold soup out of a can tastes fucking GREAT when you're as hungry as these guys look. I know it and so do the students in my lab who watch me scarf one down in section every day. Can a guy get a lunch break? Jeez.
- You can't buy drugs with soup.
- I frequently get turned down. I mean, if you're holding a sign that says "Hungry, anything helps" then take the soup! Money has no nutritional value. Trust me, I ate a nickel when I was a kid and it passed right through me (true story). But seriously, holding out for cold hard cash makes your sign seem kinda dishonest, and if you're going to be like that then I don't feel bad keeping my money.
Anyway, the guy in the picture didn't want my soup either. His reason? Raw food diet. Only in California...

2 comments:
i was there at the nickel eating event and can say that it passed right through. His grandfather called him "poopernickel" for awhile but he was too young to be annoyed by the appellation.
Carry some (organic) lettuce and a carrot, too. If they don't take that after they turn down the soup, you'll know the score.
The can of soup is a GREAT idea, btw.
parents of small children be forewarned: do not keep change in tent pockets.
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